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Texas Rigged Tees Life Is Short. Call In Sick. Go Fishing. — Unisex Cotton Tee
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| Management number | 243260298 | Release Date | 2026/07/20 | List Price | $12.00 | Model Number | 243260298 | ||
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Doctor’s orders. Probably.
The “Life Is Short. Call In Sick. Go Fishing.” tee delivers medical-grade wisdom for anyone who knows the best cure for stress, burnout, and bad moods involves water, a rod, and silence. If your “symptoms” mysteriously disappear at the boat ramp, this shirt gets you.
Funny, honest, and painfully accurate, it’s perfect for workdays, dock days, and casually reminding everyone your priorities are perfectly healthy.
For anglers who believe PTO stands for Permission To Offshore.
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